Is Scrooge McDuck the richest in the world or is it Mr. Burns or Jeff Bezos or Richie Rich or Bill Gates or Bruce Wayne or... ?

Funny you should ask. Latest count says the title goes to Scrooge McDuck. And in this era of believing everything we read, it is the fictional billionaires that give Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates a good run for their money.

Here's that eye-popping list compiled by MetaballsStudio of those who made their fortunes in books, movies, television and comic strips... and yes, it does include Christian Grey. It's no small wonder why Ana took great pains on the 'poor man' to help him work things out.

The Top 15... and bear in mind, Scrooge's fortune is in 1947 dollars and gold:

• Jay Gatsby: $1 billion (The Great Gatsby)
• Lady Mary Crawley: $1.1 billion (Downton Abbey)
• Mr. Monopoly: $1.2 billion (Board Game. He made his money in real estate)
• Lara Croft: $1.3 billion (Tomb Raider)
• Walden Schmidt: $1.3 billion (Two and a Half Men replacing Charlie Harper)
• C. Montgomery Burns: $1.5 billion (Homer Simpson's boss)
• Tywin Lannister: $1.8 billion (Game of Thrones)
• Christian Grey: $2.2 billion (50 Shades of Grey)
• Richie Rich: $5.8 billion ( 1953 comic book... world's richest kid)
• Bruce Wayne: $9.2 billion (Batman's alter ego)
• Charles Foster Kane: $11.2 billion (1941 Oscar winning movie. Do you know Rosebud?)
• Tony Stark: $12.4 billion (Iron Man's alter ego in Avengers movies)
• Carlisle Cullen: $46 billion (Vampire in The Twilight Series... his is blood money)
• Smaug: $54 billion (Fearsome dragon in The Hobbit. Proves any dragon can get rich.)
• Scrooge McDuck: $65.4 billion (Uncle of Donald and his nephews, Huey, Dewey and Louie)

Point of reference: Jeff Bezos used to be the world's richest at about $186 billion but his recent divorce took $760 billion or so putting his ex-wife in the chase, so those fictional billionaires still have some chasing to do. 

Now, a little more about real money from a blog post I wrote six years ago that is even truer today.

Money, Money, Money...

ABBA: Agnetha, Anni-Frid, Benny, Bjorg

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world


 ABBA had a ton of hits from the mid '70s to the late '90s. Its songs are the heart of the popular musical, Mama Mia. But perhaps no ABBA song has more relevance than its 1976 recording of  Money, Money, Money.

Maybe you've seen this story: 85 of the world's richest billionaires are as wealthy as the poorest 3.5 billion people in the world!

Forbes Magazine tells us there are l,426 billionaires in the world today. So minus the 85 super wealthiest, there are 1,341 'poorer' billionaires (not counting Scrooge McDuck or Richie Rich) on the outside looking in. How's it feel, you guys, to be poorer?

Bill & Melinda Gates with Warren Buffett

Now before you get the wrong idea, I really like the rich... and so should you. Even if, in our lesser status we are envious, make fun of them or notice a few may be jerks and worse, a world without rich couldn't work. I think that's been tried. Most rich have earned their fortunes by creating opportunities and providing services for others... and many are dramatically benevolent.

Not only have Bill and Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett already committed more than half of their billions through the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, they have gotten 102 other 'very rich' to sign The Giving Pledge agreeing to do likewise. And they continually work to recruit others like themselves. Take a look... the Giving Pledge makes very interesting reading. 

Bill Gates once said he and his wife plan to leave their children a very small  (but still not bad) inheritance of their mega billions with the remainder to be used for continuing benevolence. These actions represent just some of the good that money can do.

And no, they and all their pals cannot solve all the world's unbalance. They have done, and will continue to do great things for humankind. Yet, there remain many, many below the poverty line that struggle mightily. These include the new poor--"not only  those laid-off blue collar workers but also downsized tech workers, managers, lawyers and other once-comfortable professionals," says The Atlantic. "Poverty is not a character failing or a lack of motivation. Poverty is a shortage of money... (which) arises largely from inadequate wages."

It is ironic though, that professional athletes in many sports regularly sign million-dollar contracts and in most states, the highest paid state employee is a football or basketball coach, yet a teacher often cannot make a wage great enough to support a family. And no, it is not the athlete's or coach's fault to take what is there but our misguided judgement of value to benefit which has deep roots. Give the rich their due, but money cannot buy everything... and it certainly cannot buy poverty.

The fact is, the spread between rich and poor is widening and the middle class is 'middling' at best and fading fast. The greatest benefit of a robust... or any economy, goes to the wealthy as did the mega-majority of benefits from the Trump tax cuts. It's expensive to be poor because a far great percentage of all dollars goes to just trying to get by... and sometimes, even with help, that is not enough. Poverty is a hole without luxury, opportunity or an easy out.

I hope and pray that those with the power to move mountains get on this case. Trickle down doesn't really trickle too far or too fast, it seems.

IF I WAS THIS RICH...

 How rich? It has been said that Bill Gates is so rich that if he saw a $100 bill lying on the sidewalk, it would cost him more in the value of his time than to stop and pick it up. That rich.

 How rich? As rich as Scrooge McDuck, the world's richest avian, by far. The depth gauge of his gold coin cache is about 89 feet! That rich.

If I was this rich, I would follow Bill Gates' great example and try to make the world a better place. I would give money to fight diseases that defy solutions. I would give money to help education. I would give money to help the poor. I would try to do so many things that beg for the want of money. And I would feel good.

But I mean, what would I do with my "left over" billions? Bill Gates has said he will leave his children no more than $10 million (OK, that would be pretty good for most of us) instead of leaving them the billions he could. He wants his kids to still have to work for a purpose instead of being given a silver spoon for life. And he will donate the rest of his fortune good works. Who could not admire him for setting such a great example.

So what would I buy... I don't know because I could buy anything. But I know what I WOULDN'T BUY...

I wouldn't buy this... an untitled work of art by Cy Twombly which is part of his "Blackboard Series" because, I suppose, everything looks like a blackboard with scribbling on it. Asking price is "at least $35 million" at auction. On the positive side, it is a delightfully big work. I could afford it of course, but I feel it wouldn't soothe my soul as say, a large chocolate sundae.

I also am pretty sure I wouldn't buy this really nice Moynat Train Bag. It comes with shoulder straps and is cute as the dickins... a steal at $12,930 (plus tax). It could be a great 'man purse' because it was created with Pharnell Williams, who I really like. But it's just not me.

Then there is this really nice Louis Vuitton limited edition punching bag. Now before I tell you the how much it costs, you should know it comes with boxing gloves, a monogrammed mat to stand on when you punch and a carrying case for workouts when on the road. The price is 'about' $175,000. Hmm, the 'about' suggests to me that there may be some haggling room. I haven't punched the bag in person, of course, but if it is as nice as it looks, I wouldn't be surprised to see it in every Gold's Gym in the country.

I know, picky, picky, picky... but if I could buy and sell Donald Trump, it wouldn't be all bad.

Speaking of filth rich or not, did you know that the wealthiest 1% of the people in the USA possess 40% of the nation's wealth... and seriously, bully for them old chap.

And, since 2009, according to the bean counters, 95 % of the economic gains went to that same top 1%.

That helps explain this: If you divide the United States by wealth, the top half represent 99 % of the dollars, the bottom half... you do the math. And that figure is down from 3 percent before our economic 'oopsie.' Actually, 50 million of us (15 %) live below the poverty level which is $23,550 according to Uncle Sam. About 3.5 million of us experience homelessness in a given year.

So, as an American, a firm believer in the Golden Rule and a person with a bothersome conscience, don't you think we should be able to do better than that?