Monday, June 2, 2014
What can I buy my grandchild for her birthday? Has to be something she will love that is tons of fun, educational and of lasting value. Oh, I know...
That's good enough for me.
The Collectable Princess Pooper Penelope (that's her real name) comes with poop (candy) included! And as the box says "Wind her up and watch her go." All this in the nicest molded plastic you can imagine with an almost unbreakable plastic wind-up stem. What could be better?
In fact, finding Princess Pooper Penelope was my lucky day because this is just one darling toy of a whole line of collectables. There is Lucky O'Pooper, Pirate Pooper, Robot Pooper, Monster Pooper, Sport Pooper, Pet Pooper, Zoo Pooper, Holiday Pooper and, just in time for the mid-term elections, Political Pooper. It's the whole darned Pooper family*. (This is real, honest.)
What's it cost, you are asking? Would you believe only $19.95 plus shipping and handling (with rubber examining gloves)? Of course you would. But no, not $19.95, not even $15.95 or $9.95. If you act today, Princess Pooper is yours for only $3.95, poop included! Years from now, someone will pay a fortune for these imaginative colorful plastic Poopers. Get the whole set, wind 'em up and watch 'em go!
PS: Rumor has it that The Queen Mother has just purchased a Princess Pooper Penelope for Prince George and Prince William and Kate just love it. When word gets out, these things will fly off the shelf!
*Endorsed by the Bureau of Questionable Taste (BQT).