Monday, January 5, 2009

New age baby names

The top 10 strangest baby names of the year, according to Time Magazine, are:

Bronx Mowgli (son (?) of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz)
Zuma Nesta Rock (daughter (?) of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale)
Trig Paxson Van (son of Sarah and Todd Palin)
Harlow Winter Kate (daughter of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden)
Nahla Ariela (daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriella Aubry)
Sunday Rose (daughter of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban)
Hania Riley (daughter of Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimnez)
Avis Ann (daughter of Daniel Baldwin and Joanne Smith-Baldwin)
Jagger Joseph Blue (son of Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg)
Egypt (daughter (?) of Paris Bennett)

Hmmm... some of the names, not too bad. Paris has Egypt and two named for Disney characters (Mowgli and Nahla), one for a day of the week and a flower, one for a NYC borough, one after an old time movie glamour-girl (Jean Harlow), one after a rock star, and one for a rental car company. Soleil Moon Frye has Jagger Joseph Blue... so who wins that one?

You know... my dad's name was Clyde. Now I still think Clyde is a funny name, but when it refers to my dad, it's him. So who am I to talk. I'm outta here...Zuma, zuma, zoom!

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